Saturday, June 14, 2008

Funny Sunday

Today is Funny Sunday so I thought that... oh, it's joke time. 

"Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK..."

OK.. that was a good one!
 "A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" 

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. 

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" 

Again, the bartender tells him that, “no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.” The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. 

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes and if you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your little duck beak to the bar!'' 

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' 

Confused, the bartender says “no”!

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?”

Ha ha ha! OK were done tell next funny sunday. 

3 comments:

Organizing Mommy said...

Those were funny jokes! Thanks for the laughs! You are becoming quite a writer.

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Sunday always has a capital letter. You can capitalize the F for a title in Funny Sundays.

Oh its joke time. it's as in "it is"
Oh, it's joke time!

Love you! Mommy

Than-the-Man said...

thanks organizing mommy!

Jo-snazz said...

The duck one is my favorite! Thanks for sharing!