Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
You might have heard of the new iPod nano release. If you haven't, they have some pretty cool things. They have twice the gigabytage. It used to be that the standard version had 4 GB, but now it has 8 GB. The interface is basically the same, except for this new feature called "Genius". What Genius does is you find a song you like then you press the Genius button and it finds songs in your ipod that sound like that song. Its pretty cool. The new nanos are offered in 9 glossy cool colors! Here's the ad for the new "nano chromatic".
Just last week on September 8th was my birthday, it went great.
My favorite thing was dinner.
For dinner we had a delicious
home made pasty, that was so good!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
When his plane
arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the
"You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
you mind if I drove it for a while?"
The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
"Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.
A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first
The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his
patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass
was rolled down
he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but
I also know
that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very
"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"
The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."
The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."
The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."
The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy
for a chauffeur !!!!! was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
“It’s great,” Tommy said. “I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad…”
One more joke...
"When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED?
When you're eating a watermelon!
Hope you have a great week.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
I have been on vacation lately. First, I went up to Minnesota to see my grandparents for a week; that was so much fun! My favorite thing that I did was go tubing on Lake Miltona with my best friend.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
"There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation."
"I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
Ha Ha! this next one is my favorite one.
"A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!"
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
"Walking down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial you can see people moving to your right; groups drifting in and out of sight among the trees. As you approach, your eyesight is suddenly jarred by the black granite wall - ripping its way along the hillside and staggering upon first seeing it"-unknown.
I think if there was one sentience That described the Vietnam Memorial best it would be...
...a wall of memory.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
I just got back from Washington D.C.; that place is so cool. it is like the best vacation spot in the U.S!!. there is so much to see. Here are some places that I went to in D.C. (Washington Monument), ( Jefferson Memorial) (that was so cool you could see the white house in front of it,) (Lincoln Memorial), and my favorite of all.. The Library of Congress. It was amazing! the architecture and the design on the ceiling is amazing.
Coming up.. Prat 2 of Trip out East! stay tuned.