Sunday, September 14, 2008

Funny Sunday

Here is a joke that I thought was funny.

Billy Graham and the Chauffuer

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. 
When his plane
  arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in 

  As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the 

  "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a 
limousine. Would
  you mind if I drove it for a while?"

  The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
  "Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.

  A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first 
speed trap.
  The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

  The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his 
patrol car to
  begin the procedure.
  The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass 
was rolled down
  he was surprised to see who was driving.

  He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his 
  He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but 
I also know
  that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies.
  I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very 
important person."

  "The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"

  The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."

  The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."

  The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."

  The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

  The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy 
  for a chauffeur !!!!!

1 comment:

Jo-snazz said...

Ha! Ha! I like that last one!